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Friday, August 3, 2007

Prologue Pt.I: For Butter or for Curse

Reginald squeezed his eyes closed and awaited his fate.
"Margerium Inceneros!" boomed a voice from somewhere nearby. The Toast-Reaper let out a long shriek as he was engulfed in a flood of burning margarine, and his soul was ripped from his body.
Reginald opened one of his eyes a sliver and saw a small, portly man wearing a white and yellow robe standing a few meters away. Reginald then opened his eyes fully and slowly stood up.
"Who-who are you?" Reginald stuttered.
"I am Squerrel Butterworth, cleric of Loaf, protector of all things toastable!" smiled the plump cleric.
"Squirrel, like the small furry creature?" inquired Reginald, quite confused.
"No, it's Squerrel. S-Q-U-E-R-R-E-L."
"Oh," began Reginald "You see I thought you meant-"
"Yes, yes, I realize" interrupted Squerrel, "It's quite alright. I'm not a squirrel, though, as you can see"
"Quite," agreed Reginald.
"I've been following that Toast-Reaper for some time," explained Squerrel, "You're just lucky I found you when I did, or you'd be, well, toast."
"Quite Quite!" agreed Reginald wholeheartedly.
"You probably wonder what I'm doing down here in the catacombs," said Reginald.
"Yes, It is quite an odd place to be wandering around," commented Squerrel.
"Well, I'll tell you..."
Suddenly, a portion of the wall slid aside, revealing a small ensemble of musicians. They started playing a catchy tune as a portion of the ceiling slid aside, revealing a midget manning a spotlight, which he pointed at Reginald, who broke out into song...
~To be continued

Who loves musical numbers? I know I do!

Anyways...


I did more boring stuff at work today, and me and Colden told Stu that we pretty much aren't making any more progress. We're supposed to work till 4:30, but we weren't getting anything done so Colden left at 1:30. I stayed for another hour till the computers turned off due to the storm and then I busted out of there.
As StrongBad once said after escaping from jail, "Sweet Lady Freedom, let's make out!"
I'm currently at what is probably my last LAN for a looooong time... I'm not actually doing any LANning though since everyone's playing WoW...
Oh and I started packing for AA/Hamilton yesterday. I also realized that I'm packing for life. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Not much in this blog I guess, but I just had to continue the story etc. etc.

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